A tourist asked a boat guy, "Do you know Biology, Psychology,
Geography,Geology or Criminology?"
The boat guy said, "NO...."not any.
The tourist then asked, "What the hell do you know on the face of this earth? You will die of illiteracy!" The boat guy said nothing….. After a while the boat developed a fault andstarted sinking.
The boatman thenasked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"
The tourist said, "NO!"
The boat guy replied, "Well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology"
GD: How many times do you want to get hit? Seungri: 20 times Taeyang: 20 times? Narrator: In 2012, (people in their) 20s are G Market. (People in their) 20s during all of 2012 will receive a 12% discount. 2012, Big Bang is starting. 2012, G Market
[T/N: “20 times” in Seungri’s line is the same as the Korean term used for “people in their 20s” (20대)]
TOP: Why are you provoking me? Why are you provoking only me?! WHY ARE YOU PROVOKING ONLY ME?! WHY ARE YOU PROVOKING ME?! WHY ARE YOU PROVOKING ONLY ME?!
Daesung: We’re provoking because you’re in your 20s (Alternative: It’s 12 because you’re in your 20s)
Narrator: In 2012, (people in their) 20s are G Market. (People in their) 20s during all of 2012 will receive a 12% discount. 2012, Big Bang is starting. 2012, G Market.
[T/N: The Korean word for provoking an argument or a fight with someone is “shi-bi”, which sounds the same in pronunciation as “ship-eee” (or “shib-eee”), which means “twelve”. Daesung’s line is a play on the words based on TOP’s line)
Translated by: fuckyeahbigbangstuff
BIGBANG IS STARTING GMARKET CF (30s) - GTOP
GD: So what is it today?
TOP: (A Korean game in which one person says a word, and the next person thinks of aword that starts with the last letter/syllable of that word, and so on). Eee-ship (20).
GD: Ship? Ship-eee (12).
TOP: Eee-ship (20).
GD: Ship-eee (12).
TOP: (scoff) Eee-ship (20).
GD: Ship-eee! (12)
TOP: Eee-ship (20).
Narrator: In 2012, (people in their) 20s are G Market. (People in their) 20s during all of 2012 will receive a 12% discount.2012Big Bang is starting2012, G Market
T/N: U need to click the link and see ALL the caps or u will regret. I swear they are funny and sweet at the same time.
Jaejoong’s self-composed song titled “After Seeing Yoochun”
JJ: After seeing Yoochun, you can touch his hair JJ: After seeing Yoochun, you can touch his sunglasses /JJ touches Yoochun’s sunglasses/ YC: Hyung, your fingerprints!
YC said the fanmeet was fun but his underwear is now wet. JJ: Your underwear’s wet? Why? YC: It was hot JJ: It sounds wrong… YC goes over and hugs JJ/ YC: If you didn’t say that, no one would think it is…
(Talking to Yoohwan’s manager) YC: Hyung, you have never seen Yoohwan drink alcohol as well right? YC: All my life, I have only seen him drink once YC: Ran all around the room while crying and laughing
Junsu wants Yoochun to dance for him, what will Yoochun do?
JS: Yoochun, try dancing to this song /JS plays Lady Gaga’s Poker Face/ YC: I can’t hear you /YC pretends not to hear/ YC: Junsu neither smokes nor drinks YC: Whenever he comes while we are drinking YC: He leaves after finishing our food YC: The food are much more expensive than the alcohol
YC: /sighs/ You should have came in to film just now while I was in the shower YC: You can’t see anything anyway, the most my silhouette YC: I would have strike it rich like that YC: Jaejoong hyung, Junsu, move to the side
Mum: Why is the person with a small face hiding at the back? YC: Mum, you were the one who sat like this Mum: Ah, I don’t want to live any longer Mum: The younger brother is more like the elder brother instead Mum: The elder brother’s like a daughter who loves aegyo. When I’m washing the dishes, Yoochun would hug me from the back YC: There’s no helping it, mum is very lonely. I heard that daughters like doing that? Talking about what they did today when they come home. I did it because mum seems to like it
YC: I was drinking at home with my previous manager once. That hyung was totally drunk and said he wanted to drink red wine, so he opened a bottle. YC: I was planning to save that bottle of red wine for my wedding. YC: It was produced on the month and year of my birth YC: It was not easy finding it, I bought it with lots of money in Japan. But he was drunk so I can’t blame him. He couldn’t remember when I told him about it on the next day. YC: Now, you can’t find this bottle of wine anywhere
YC: I bought this as a gift for mum, but she doesn’t wear it often YC: When she wore it out in the beginning YC: For fear of others bumping onto it then spoiling it YC: She held her hands up like this and walked
In the study room YC: I really love books. YC: The books here are those that I haven’t read before. YC: Those that I’ve read are in my bedroom. YC: You’ll get a shock when you enter my room. YC: Ahh, Yoochun reads so much YC: The ones I’ve read are… YC: Don’t be surprised then
In Yoochun’s room YC: These are the books that I’ve read before. YC: It’s a comic book store here. YC: 2000 for every book you rent YC: If you want to eat ramyun, I’ll cook personally, but it’ll cost 20000.
JJ: (reading) if you date me, the good thing is that I’m very busy, so we won’t be able to meet often, so I won’t become an annoying man (T/N someone you see all the time i guess). But I will text on time and will not cease to show my love and determination. I wish every day will have a sense of freshness. Even if we become old people, we’ll still be like lovers~ Yoochun: Who wrote this? JJ: you! *laugh* Chun: …
YC falls during skiing so he asks the scriptwriter to edit what has been filmed into slow motions to make it seems very dangerous & like he injured himself badly. He commented the screenshots must be “ah ah” like this…
PD: as a family, it’s ok right? YC: once, my mum wanted to come in, I then shouted, “mum, no”…
Yoochun and his house
YC: Do you know the biggest problem with my house? There’s a gap at the side of the toilet door and the outside (walkway) is opened up/linked, so if take a bath here, men will find it troublesome so they generally do not like to wear their underwear inside (bathroom), usually is come out like this and wear it after that? But because here and the outside is linked, so will be careful, so after the bath I will look around like this, then faster get out, put on underwear at once, then slowly wear the rest…
YC: There should be lots of people who are like me YC: Places the book over here YC: But the waist hurts when you read like this YC: But if you lay down and read like this, your arms hurt YC: But it hurts here when reading while lying on your side YC: In the end, you just fall asleep like this and the book drops to the floor
YC: I’ll tell you an interesting story YC: Shrek’s mother goes out very early in the morning everyday YC: Just like this, going out very early everyday YC: Shrek became curious on why his mum left home so early everyday YC: So one day, he stalked his mum YC: And saw his mum’s original form YC: Do you know what it was? YC: Green mum
JJ: Did you put on lip gloss? YC: My lips are dry and cracking JS: You know that your lips are sexy right? JJ: We’re filming now! JS: It’s sexy! JS: That’s all JS: The lips are very nice-looking JS: Like cherry JS: Cherry-like lips (T/N: one of the traits that a beauty should have in the olden times) JJ: I want to eat cherries now JS: But why are your lips so red? YC: Because my lips are cracked
YC: A tongue piercing? YC: I don’t like it actually YC: So I want to try it when I’m still young YC: Take it as an experience YC: As for the nose and parts like these (eyebrow), then no
YC: For normal people, when they eat because they’re hungry YC: They will enjoy their food as they say, ‘ahh, delicious’ YC: But for Junsu, when he’s hungry, he’ll eat really quickly, and then finishes with, ‘ahh, I’m full’ YC: For me and Jaejoong hyung, we eat as we say, ‘ahh, delicious’
YC: Did you bring your razor? YC: If you don’t want your plague on your teeth, you must brush your teeth while rotating like this YC: It’ll hurt at first when you start brushing like this YC: My gums are bleeding
YC: Yoohwan can drink very well YC: But if I asked him out for 200 times, he doesn’t come out for 199 times YH: I don’t really like drinking YH: Being good at drinking doesn’t mean that I like drinking YC: Okay, I get it, live your life well.
This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can see very clearly two kinds of people. On one side, people who have used their 20s to learn and grow, to find … themselves and their dreams, people who know what works and what doesn’t, who have pushed through to become real live adults. Then there’s the other kind, who are hanging onto college, or high school even, with all their might. They’ve stayed in jobs they hate, because they’re too scared to get another one. They’ve stayed with men or women who are good but not great, because they don’t want to be lonely. … they mean to develop intimate friendships, they mean to stop drinking like life is one big frat party. But they don’t do those things, so they live in an extended adolescence, no closer to adulthood than when they graduated.
Don’t be like that. Don’t get stuck. Move, travel, take a class, take a risk. There is a season for wildness and a season for settledness, and this is neither. This season is about becoming. Don’t lose yourself at happy hour, but don’t lose yourself on the corporate ladder either. Stop every once in a while and go out to coffee or climb in bed with your journal.
Ask yourself some good questions like: “Am I proud of the life I’m living? What have I tried this month? … Do the people I’m spending time with give me life, or make me feel small? Is there any brokenness in my life that’s keeping me from moving forward?”
Now is your time. Walk closely with people you love, and with people who believe … life is a grand adventure. Don’t get stuck in the past, and don’t try to fast-forward yourself into a future you haven’t yet earned. Give today all the love and intensity and courage you can, and keep traveling honestly along life’s path.
2NE1 sits down with MTV Style after their first U.S. performance. Photo: MTV
Yesterday marked the first U.S. performance of K-Pop girl group 2NE1 (pronounced either "To Anyone" or "Twenty-one"). For anyone who missed MTV Iggy's Best New Bandlivestream or are unfamiliar with the four-member outfit from South Korea--CL, Park Bom, Dara, and Minzy--you can read all about them on this gloriously exhaustive write-up but for the rest of you...ZOMG, YOU GUYS! THE CONCERT WAS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD.
First of all, the line for the show which began at 4 p.m. ET was out of control by 10 a.m. and since the Best Buy theater in Times Square is, like, a yard-and-a-half away from MTV, every time 2NE1's exuberant fanbase (known as Blackjacks) cheered, our office windows would shake. And, yeah, hi, we're on the 17th floor. So you can imagine the excitement when the ladies (clad in varying iterations of scarlet military uniforms with gold metal armor panels) stormed the stage. There was so much screaming you could feel the reverberations on your ribcage.
A Blackjack waits for 2NE1's performance. Photo: Mr. GIF
Jeremy Scott presented and each number was filled with pyro, animation, synchronized moves and the crowd (who by the way knew all the lyrics to the songs IN KOREAN and danced in perfect unison) went berserk. After the show ended, we were able to sneak backstage to chat with the ladies about their first time in New York, their adidas collaboration with Jeremy Scott ("He's a good friend"), how style relates to their diverse sound ("We never decided to be fashionably edgy. Fashion is a lifestyle so you don’t try [to be edgy] it’s just there), and of course we got good-and-close to their nail situations because these ladies know how to WORK. Psssst Bom, who you'll see in the vid, DOES HER OWN NAILS.
Bom's diamond encrusted manicure. Photo: MTV
Plus, we grabbed Jeremy for a quick chat, too (okay, so maybe we accosted him, professed our undying love, hugged him violently and pleaded him to). For the record, the man is a national treasure and had the most insightful thing to say about 2NE1, who he calls his muses. #LOVEFEST.
The incomparable Jeremy Scott. Photo: MTV
On music and fashion:
“I think that 2NE1’s style and their music go hand in hand. I think that they’re really speaking to a whole new generation and mixing up all different things... Not only culture and languages and musical genres, but style genres and I think that’s one of the things that’s made them so popular.”
On what it's like to style 2NE1:
“The girls are really easy to work with. When we do things together, from music videos to styling for photo shoots or live performances, they’re really easy because they know what they like. You have to know that Minzy really has to move... Bom has those great legs that she likes to show off, and CL has a very tough style. Dara loves baggy, baggy things even though she’s the littlest thing you’ve ever seen. So there’s certain things that I already know about them and then we just play around and it’s lots of fun.”
The 2NE1 x Jeremy Scott x adidas collaboration sneakers. Photo: Mr. GIF
On their appeal:
“Each one of the girls is so unique... that’s where the lines and the lyrics came from for 'Ugly.' CL said to me, 'You know, not everyone thinks we’re beautiful. You think we’re really beautiful but all these other people don’t think we’re beautiful because we don’t look perfect.' And I explained to her that she is perfect and they are perfect because they are unique. That’s what I think the world will appreciate.”
You will never be happy, if you continue to search for what happiness consists of; You will never live, if you are looking for the meaning of life. -ALBERT CAMUS-
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